Dear Friend,
Sorry I haven't played with you lately. It's probably a good thing, though, since that means I didn't infect you with my virus. I spent today puking all over. All over me, all over Daddy, all over my bed, all over the kitchen, all over the bathroom. I learned a lot about the power of puke, though. It sends everyone running, it gets everywhere, and if you'd eaten a ton of blue popcorn the night before, it makes you look like a lumpy smurf.
I don't think, dear friend, that I'll be able to play for a few days. I just didn't want you to worry when I didn't call for a while.
I love you, bye bye!
Axel Jack
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Hope you get better dude!